Lately, I get the feeling I would be infinately more exciting to my kid if my head folded into my chest and my arms dislocated, gyrated and telescoped backwards into my ass-motor, revealing a gleaming array of torpedo bristling cannons, wheels, wings or mini-cons… But, as I’m just an ordinary momma, I had to resort to bringing the spirit of Christmas alive with the joy of big, glitzy, plastic toys.
Christmas eve he opened his first gift… Megatron! Sam thought he’d gotten the coolest transformer ever… Robot, to car, to jet!
But, then today(yes, we are a little off the usual schedule-so what else is new?) he opened aunt Lyca’s big blue bag:
Ohmyholygod! It’s Unicron! The robot who transforms(eventually-if you snarl, pray and cuss enough), not into a mere car, truck or jet, but…
Into a PLANET!