Tittypudding
Teenage boys on the bus:
Boy 1: “He keeps grabbing my chest in the hall and yelling ‘tittypudding, pudding titties!’”
Boy 2: “That could annoying after a while…”
Boy 3: “My mom’s annoying. She’s always embarrassing me in front of my friends.”
Boy 1: “My mom’s cool when we’re alone-she’s really funny, except when my friends are over, then she embarrasses me.”
Boy 2: “My mom yells at you, but she’s not mean, like it’s not mean yelling, it’s like ‘What the hell did you think?’ yelling and you can yell back if you need to.”
Boy 3, incredulous: “You can yell back?”
Boy 2, laughing: “Yeah, she’s cool that way.”