Bestest birthday ever!
We took over the Trabant Chai House on monday.
It was outrageous. I have the coolest friends ever! They totally mobilized, showed up in force and performed their sweet little hearts out in my honor.
I couldn’t believe it. Music(Josh even did a rockin’ version of my ol’ Booty Rising poem), poetry(I read my long cunt poem and Daniel read his short one), performance…
Sheri danced her fabulous heart out, accompanied by Maris on the flute, an’ then DB an her unexpectedly rocked out the most amazing, mindblowing ‘happy birthday’ rendition ever.
Tessa made the most amazing and delicious cuntcake I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting:
I felt so totally loved and celebrated.
My heartthanks to all of you wonderful, wonderful friends who came out an’ showed your love so brilliantly, warmly and affectionately.
Thanks to the chai house for loaning us their plates an spoons and John an’ Catrayl for helping me clean up the chocolatey mess we made an’ Ben for ’sitting the Sam so’s I could stay out and party…
My momma,
fer bein’ my momma an’ fer taking me an’ Sam out to dinner the next day(on my real birfday) when I was tired and grouchy…
Damn, I’m a lucky woman.