Sculptress Oracle
Don’t miss SEAF this year. March 1st at the Seattle Center Exhibition Hall, I, the Omniscient and Terrible Oracle Sculptress will bring the myth of Apollo and Daphne to life, or rather to living stone.
I’ll be turning my foxy friends Cody, Paul and Sharon into statues to portray Apollo, Daphne and Artemis and posing them in eye-bewitching tableaux to illustrate the tragic and beautiful story.
Our piece will start around 6pm (when doors open) and last for an hour or so.
Following our delicious clay-spattered performance, Cody and Paul will(her words): ‘turn each other BACK into the FLESH! and perform WEIRD and BEAUTIFUL erotic rituals on one another! we will use officially verified *sacred items* such as a birds nest! TWIGS! 100 red ribbons! and a *seriously spiritual* pitcher of heavy cream with fresh fruit! yes YES you can come see these particular items and more!!’
How could you possibly forgive yourself if you missed out on such solemn, glorious mayhem?
Luckily, it turns out thrift store shopping for Greek deities is really not that difficult. I picked up ever so many cute little greek-looking tunicy thingies today at Value Village.
Woohoooooo! I can’t wait!
