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…just don’t, please don’t give me your tea kettles, because I will kill them.

No joke. I will burn the blazing hell out of them(sorry, Sophie!) and leave them flaming and melting on the stove ’til the whole freakin’ kitchen is filled with greasy black ash on every surface and draping from the cobwebs like some ghastly post-apocalyptic Halloween prank.

I don’t limit myself to tea pots-my pyromaniacal destruction of kitchen pans over the years has ranged from saucy sauce pans to cast iron(and man, does it take talent to massacre one of those babies), but I do seem to have a special vendetta against kettles.

Gah.

Scrubbing for three hours straight is so not how I wanted to spend my evening.

oh well, at least the top of the fridge is cleaner than it has ever been.

Laloo’s-it’s goatmilk icecream believe it or not, and it’s far and away the mostest, bestest, chocolatiest icecream I’ve ever reveled in.

Sam gives it a rating of Godly!

Now if only I could find some of their wackier flavors, like chocolate cabernet, black mission fig, lemon chiffon or molasses tipsycake! Oooooooooh, shivers.