No, this isn't a rant about my ex.

For some reason, this illness has fired off an undeniable craving for pig.

It's truely odd, because I almost NEVER eat pig. But ever since I got sick, I've been all about the goodness of SALTY MEAT! Mmmmmmmmm...Bacon. Yummm...Salami. Even-gasp-porkchops!!! It's probably been six or seven YEARS since I last devoured a porkchop.

Crazy.

Anyway, I don't know what the cosmic health benefits of pigflesh are, but I am heartily grateful for the swine who died that I might live another day.

Hmmmm...Anyone gotta ham sandwich?