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September 16, 2003
the Rowanator

asked me to draw a portrait of her for her homework assignment.

She's got it all planned out

She's 48 inches tall, 48 pounds heavy and when she grows up she's gonna be blond with, apparently, a small alien on a leash.

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 09:42 PM
Comments:

I thought the wee beastie on the leash sort of looked like a little lamb or something, but on further inspection, yes, it does seem to be an oddly shaped extraterrestrial. I wonder what sound it makes?

Sayeth Kat
     on September 17, 2003 06:33 PM

I'll have to ask Rowan, who is the foremost authority on what her alien does, but, offhand, I'd say something like:

KKkkkraaaaaahk klik klik klik...

And watch out if it kliks more than three times, 'cause that signifies its tranformation into a formidable guard-alien beastie.

Sayeth rzan
     on September 19, 2003 01:16 PM

The little alien is really supposed to be a very small dog. It says: "ruff, ruff."

Sayeth Rowan
     on September 21, 2003 09:15 PM
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