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December 06, 2003
color me klingon

I always knew my fiance was a bit of a beastie, but his true klingon warrior nature was recently revealed to me when I chanced to glimpse his reflection in the silver water pitcher at Beths thanksgiving feast.


Ptah!!  What's this turkey and cranberries-bring me the beating heart of a raging Zarntiger!

You can see the whole shot at the Mirror Project.

Then his forehead exploded and he became a double-headed monster.

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 02:12 PM
Comments:

Wow... a Very Worf Thanksgiving! What a weird and great picture!

Sayeth Kat
     on December 6, 2003 03:52 PM

Scarily, I kinda look like that all the time....

Sayeth Bill
     on December 6, 2003 08:53 PM

Thanks Kat, I was pretty happy it turned out-the reflection was so awesomely weird, but you never know if a camera will capture it.

Bill... I'm not too surprised by YOUR klingon nature-what could be more retrosexual?

Sayeth rzan
     on December 7, 2003 09:58 AM

The whole baldness thing helps too. If I had forehead ridges I'd have the perfect klingon hairline.

Sayeth Bill
     on December 9, 2003 12:00 AM

You'd just need waistlength dreadlocks and pointy, snaggly teeth... Or have you got those too?

Sayeth rzan
     on December 9, 2003 04:15 PM

dreads no, almost snaggly teeth thanks to my mishap I had in october (slipped and ate the butt of one of my pistols. I have the whole sordid tale on my blog. Still doesn't hold a candle to Dan's injury stories however)

Sayeth Bill
     on December 10, 2003 01:14 AM

I had a boyfriend with missing teeth due to the handle of a shotgun(at least that's what he said).

Yeah D's pretty much the king of gruesome accidents and being broken and repaired. Po' boy.

Sayeth rzan
     on December 11, 2003 03:04 PM

That's quite possible, if you're a dumbarse and don't pull the stock of a shotgun (or large caliber rifle for that matter) snug to your shoulder the recoil can send it sliding up into your noggin. I just slipped and fell.

Sayeth Bill
     on December 12, 2003 12:00 AM

Well the story actually goes that he got into a fight n some dirty bastidge used the barrel of the shotgun as a club. Lucky for the dumbarses, the gun wasn't loaded.

Sayeth rzan
     on December 12, 2003 11:59 AM

Rzan
You are awesome.
May Peace,Love and Light be with you.

Kel

Sayeth kw hancock
     on January 6, 2004 10:49 AM
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