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 February 28, 2004
fanclub
An ardent fan in Austin has requested that I blog more so here ya go: Blog, blog, blog. Hardeharhar. See, I'm in skewl this weekend learning how to rub pregnant women. It's way fun, but not the slackass schedule this lazybutt is used to. So I have about enuff time to pack my braunsweiger sandwich for the next day's lunch, do my homewerk and hit the sack, hopefully before I fall asleep so I can enjoy a few moments with my hairy beastie thing. Oh, not to mention job-hunting(oh God, the pain!) and the usual mommywork. But at least I'm not sick anymore! 
Sayeth rzan at
08:02 PM
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Yeah!!! OK, I'm satisfied now. So you're rubbin' pregnant women? Do their heads and legs dangle while the fetus goes into downward dog to hold them both up?
on February 29, 2004 12:56 PM
It's way cooler than that. The babies roll and wriggle when you massage their mamas-rippling against the sides of their beautiful big round tummies like dolphins playing in the waves.
on February 29, 2004 09:03 PM
wow! dolphins in mama-waves? That IS cool.
on March 2, 2004 01:18 PM
MMmMM Braunsweiger...
on March 2, 2004 11:57 PM