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April 23, 2004
note to self

big nasty fight with significant other = period about to start.

When am I going to remember that?

Everything just hurts so much more when the hormones are surging. It makes difficulties into tragedies and obstacles absolutely intolerable.

It's the ultimate in confusing... It's when I most need to be LOVED, but it's also when I'm the most prickly. It's when I most need a gentle, tender hand, but when I'm at my sharpest and roughest. It's when my body rages to be touched, clasped, held, fondled, ravaged! But by then the emotional damage is done and the cascading waves of whoremonal desire crash on the rocky bones of relationship stress and break apart... Then become sluggish, turgidly coallescing into brackish pools of rabid unfullfillment and dire loneliness.

I'd like to know whose bright idea this was. Huh, Goddess?

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 12:20 PM
Comments:

I feel ya, missy. Just recently I burst into tears for no reason and poor Charles didn't know what the hell had happened. And, geez, what is it about the hormones that makes us take things so g-d personal?? It's a headache and a half and we get so focused on our emotions that later can seem so...ridiculous. AARRGHHHHH!!

Sayeth Keridwyn
     on April 24, 2004 02:12 PM

As much as I've heard that women would like men to experience that just once, it's good for the human race that we don't. If men had those kind of hormonal mood swings mixed with testosterone thermonuclear MIRV's would have been invented before moveable type (of the lead block variety, not the blogging software).

Sayeth Bill
     on April 26, 2004 07:04 AM

Actually, I often thought men DO experience horemonally driven mood shifts-it's just not as obvious 'cause y'all don't bleed every month. Plus it seems more...legitimate...or something, 'cause mens tend toward yelling about stuff rather than crying about stuff.

:)

Sayeth rzan
     on April 26, 2004 10:38 AM

We do not have hormonal mood swings!! Grrahhh! (Bill bursts into tears, then growls, kills small animal with a brick, and eats it raw)

Sayeth Bill
     on April 30, 2004 07:45 AM

I have the same problem with low blood sugar. I'm all, "Gimmie some fucking love, dammit."

Sayeth SJ
     on May 3, 2004 11:13 AM

I know I all ways feel more legitimate after a good yelling fit. And everybody knows I'm legitimate DAMIN IT! Maybe you should try the strategy of stringently asserting that its other people that are unreasonable rather than you being hormonal.

Sayeth Ben
     on May 3, 2004 02:04 PM

heeheehee.

The trouble crops up when other people ARE being unreasonable AND I'm hormonal... Yikes!

Sayeth rzan
     on May 3, 2004 05:37 PM
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