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May 07, 2004
Was that us?

Fighting crime in the Whole Foods parking garage? I'll never confess...

Hee.

What a delicious night! I've been experimenting with beer. I don't usually like it at all, but Daniel has been edifying me. We've been going to pubs lately and sampling what's on cask.

Bleeeah, Yuck, Nope... and then... Hmmm... Yeah, wow! I found something perfectly delightful!

Mmmmm...creamy, rich, smooth. It was stout, fresh from the cask. I've tried a bunch of different kinds since then and liked them all. Not only is it tasty, but it also has this devilish effect on me. About halfway through a pint of the stuff(and it only takes one, I'm a hella lightweight) I'm drooling, my eyes take on this succubine glow and I'm eyeing my man like a hungry tiger might look upon a succulent, tender little bunnywabbit... Needless to say, he gathered me up- before I jumped down the bartenders beautifully freckled, ample cleavage-and whisked me out to our trusty Dakini(our purty ol' subaru).

It was sooooo freakysexywildhotcrazyyumfun!

Grocery shopping will never be the same.

Sorry to the dude who owned the car next us and of course happened to finish his perfectly innocent shopping trip whilst we were steaming up the subaru windows. He took off pretty quick, mortally scarred by witnessing our lascivious hyjinks-I'm sure my bright red giggly face was a dead giveaway, not to mention our position(missionary) and D's barely hidden barenekkidhairybuns.

Someone should have warned him not to buy the celery.

Baaaaad girl! at least there were no kidlets to traumatize in our dark, private(not) corner of the garage.

Shoot, I guess that WAS a confession, huh?

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 02:00 PM
Comments:

Stout is good stuff. Now if you posted something like "Wow, I really like Bud Light" I'd have to smack Dan upside the head for neglecting your alcohol education.

Sayeth Bill
     on May 9, 2004 09:53 PM

Naw, D's cheap beer of choice is PBR.

To me it's all gross, 'cept stout

:P

Sayeth rzan
     on May 9, 2004 11:48 PM

PBR is barely swillable (but it's an order of magnitude better than shlitz). I prefer icehouse, for the simple fact that it's got almost twice the alcohol. I figure since I have nearly double the body mass of the average adult male....

Sayeth Bill
     on May 10, 2004 07:02 PM

hee.

I'm really more of a vodka girl myself. Greyhounds rule, or just good ol' vodka lemonade.

Sayeth rzan
     on May 11, 2004 12:18 PM

Icehouse...gross. I never really have to stoop that low. PBR is partially good for the Kitsch Milwaukee factor...plus it's a good clean drink...sort of watery and clean.

Rainier is another local beer like that. But icehouse and all those glorified malt liquors are truly swill!

But I guess at 135 pounds (soaking wet, and I'm the heaviest person in the house) I don't have to face those kinds of choices.

Sayeth Daniel Talsky
     on May 11, 2004 10:15 PM
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