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October 02, 2004
General Zan, fearless defender...

of humans everywhere from the deadly, though seemingly innocuous scourge of-drumroll please-POTS AND PANS!

Yes, my dear innocents, I have taken it upon myself to protect you all, singlehandedly defying the secret, silent, metallic tyranny that lurks in every kitchen.

Just this week alone, with valor of the most subtle hue(Whilst pretending to blog forgetful of the boiling on the burner) I took out two of the most treacherous enemies known to the free world-a saucepan and a stewpan!

No, no, hold the applause, for who knows what lurks in the recesses-I've heard rumors of a wok, perhaps even a turkey roaster. The war is not yet won, my friends.

It's hard work keeping a country safe.

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 10:21 AM
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