any of y'all(my handful of loyal readers out there, plus all you poor sods who've stumbled into this distant corner of blogdom on your way to dooce or izzlepfaff)have any remedies for sleeplessness?

'cause, man oh man, do I ever have insomnia down pat.

Slurp(my bedtime tea).

Melatonin isn't doing squat for me. Baths are nice, but the water bills would kill us if I tried it every night.

Warm milk? More turkey? Banging my head against the wall? Nope, no good, I've tried all those...