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March 10, 2005
oooh baby, yes! Please, more of those-cold, metal, ducklips?

I was gonna write an outrageously hilarious post about my impending box check at the doctors today, but how could I beat this?

Thank god for funny women. Now I can face the poking and probing and the ducklips with some humor up my sleeve.

Maybe I'll even be able to laugh when the assistant sweetly jabs the needle just shy of my GIGANTIC purple vein, over and over again.

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 11:42 AM
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