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March 21, 2005
it's a crime to shoot a little old lady, isn't it?

Too bad, 'cause I got one who really needs some KEELING!

The nasty ol' bat across the street threatened my mama last night, for parking close to her driveway, an' she's all yelling, saying we should keep off 'her' side of the street.

Poor Sam is terrified. He hides when she knocks on the door.

Damn senile ol' thing. I know it must suck being her, but must she terrorize the neighborhood in protest?

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 02:58 PM
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I know how I'd handle that, but I have a lot less to fear from a physical assault opon my person...

Sayeth Graumagus
     on March 22, 2005 09:44 AM

right, and hey, she's eighty or so, I'm sure I could take her out! But breaking up little old ladies into firewood isn't really sporting.

And it's focking bad karma.

Sayeth Zan
     on March 22, 2005 12:45 PM
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