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May 16, 2005
anyone seen my bejeezus?

'cause I think it must be half way to Zimbabwe by now.

Sam scared the heck out of me last night. I was talking to Nate out on the porch when the door slammed and screaming ensued- that screaming with a serious edge that gets a mama's attention instantly-I zipped inside, assessing the scene(floor, door, screaming, pain, no visible blood) as I dove to Sam, his hands cradled fetal style, screaming bloody murder. I whisked him up unto my lap, on the couch. His screaming hadn't subsided one bit and the words I could make out were:

"IT CAME OFF!!! MY PINKIE!!! IT CAME OFF!!!"

My heart about hit the roof of my mouth in panic before colliding with my intellect-there was no gushing blood, no finger on the floor, the kid MUST just be freakin'.

I gently but firmly persuaded him to let me see and indeed, the damage was pretty minor, although there was a long flap of skin hanging off-probably what scared him so much. His crying didn't increase when I moved the digits so I was sure he wasn't broken... I plopped a pack of peas on it and held him and kissed on him a lot and chanted Medicine Buddha, a healing chant that he knows well 'til the sobbing gradually dribbled out and he was quiet, listening.

Poor kid, he really was convinced his finger ripped off and would not look at it, so I had to reassure him as best I could that his pinkie was intact until I got salve and a bandaid on it and could show him.

Bandaids, the miracle cure!

Straight from the Queen's mouth. Sayeth rzan at 12:04 PM
Comments:

Reminds me of when Elderspawn
got nicked in the head with a rock thrown by another kid last summer. http://www.frizzensparks.com/archives/000950.html

Sayeth Graumagus
     on May 17, 2005 03:59 PM

dude, that's too much! Poor kid losing his brains like that... Nice job on the conversation afterwards. Love your ability to parent stoutly on the fly like that with a good sense of humor. Man, the things they think, and the power we have to exert to keep a straight face! It's a bloomin' miracle.

I'm glad there wasn't blood yo... It's a little harder to gauge the level of emergency action necessary when there's blood gushing!

Sayeth Zan
     on May 17, 2005 04:15 PM

Yeah, Elderspawn was seriously COVERED in blood. The Wife freaked out bigtime. I would have too if I hadn't of cut myself just like that a couple times.
Seeing your kid soaked in blood tends to turn the protective instincts on at full amplification.

Sayeth Graumagus
     on May 17, 2005 06:12 PM

Mmmmph... I can imagine. Sam's not had any major bleeders yet(fingers crossed), thank goodness.

Sayeth Zan
     on May 18, 2005 10:09 AM
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