4 erections,
one dick pop-out,
a smack upside the cheek,
many compliments(non-erection related),
and
lots
of
good
professional
massage.

OK, so, as they teach us in school, erections are a natural physical occurence that sometimes happens during a massage due to the touch sensations... Right, OK, i understand... But four in one week? Whassup with that? Are the stars conjuncting in some preternatural prurient penis-heightening pattern?

:)

I definately won't let a dude wearing boxers lay on top of the sheets again-whoa baby!

As to the smack... Well, it's not what you're thinking.

I was working on this fella, he was joking about his ex who was in massage school and how she'd torture him, going for the DEEP muscles... I said 'oh, like the psoas?' and(professional faux pas) moved my hands as if about to approach his bellyWHACK! his arm leaped up in automatic defense and smacked me across the cheek!

No harm done, but I don't think I'll make that joke again!