The landlady's beeatch of a daughter-in-law just sent us a detailed letter with pics, no less, of how she wants us to weed and prune every damn shrub on the property!

It's mowed, OK? Not to mention the fabulous garden I put in.

She just wants to keep as much of Rebecca's deposit as she can get her greedy little hands on.

I was going to sell her my fridge, but I bet she'll offset the price by claiming that we didn't trim and landscape to her satisfaction. I think I'll just take it with me. It's always nice to have an extra fridge in the garage for beer or something...

Grrr%^$$^%^&*&%%$!!!

I'm so outta here.